Saturday, June 19, 2004

 
At some (sum?) point, Eye (I) kNead (erm, need) tWo clean my house. InN EE Won want tWo help???

I hate cleaning. It stinks. It's hot, and uncomfortable and I don't have (add an s and get shave) enough time (mite). Argh.

And on top (pot, opt) of awl (erm all) that, I was (saw, aws) awake with insomnia for (fro) most (toms) of last (slat, alts) night (thing).

I took some (stick on an s here and change around to get "Moses") pain meds for a sinus headache last (slat) night (thing). For most people, these (sheet) pills (spill) put them tWo sleep (peels). However, I am (ma) not (ton) normal. MaybeE yoU figured that out already? They made (dame, mead) me (em) extremely hyper. Ick.

YoU No (know), with all (awl?) of these (sheet) parenthesis, yoU're actually seeing how (who) my mind works. Frightening, huh? I'm just (juts) righting (writing, no your other left!!) out what (thaw) goes thru (hurt) my mind all the time (mite). At (ta) first (rifts) this (shit, hits) used (dues) tWo drive (diver) me nuts (stun); butT then I got used (dues) tWo it. ButT yoU can see why it might drive (diver) someone nuts (stun), right?

The problem was (saw) that I used (dues) tWo play Literati at Yahoo tO (too) much (chum). And now (won) I can't reverse the process. Oh (ho) well (add an "s" and get swell).

Am (ma) I crazy? Not (ton) really. I figure that I only really care (race, acre) about the opinions of those I care (race, acre) for (fro) and inN reverse.

Time (mite) tWo clean. Crap (carp).
Augmented Brain 10:35 AM