Sunday, September 17, 2006
+0|)/-\'/ +|-||= *||_||=$+!0|\| !$ \/|=|2'/ $!|\/||*|_|=.
vv|-:'/ |)0|=$ |\/|'/ (0|\/||*|_|+|=|2 |-|/-\+|= |\/||=?
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But I'm thinking about switching a few of the letters to this:
A from 4 to /-B from 8 to |3 or ]3
L from 1 to |_
S from 5 to $
T from 7 to +
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Here's the current alphabet that I'm using:
A = 4
B = 8
C = (
D = |)
E = 3
F = |=
G = 6
H = |-|
I = !
J = _|
K = |<
L = 1
M = |\/|
N = |\|
O = 0
P = |*
Q = *|
R = |2
S = 5
T = 7
U = |_|
V = \/
W = |/\|
X = )(
Y = '/
Z = 2
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kNew Interest
Eye've recently started tWo learn 31337.
Sew, hear's my question, what (thaw) if Aye combined my style w/ the 31337 style?
Of course, Eye'd have toO stop (post) using (suing) the parenthesis . . . maybeE I could use (sue) elipsis dots instead.
Thus, what I just said translated:
3'/3'\/3 |23(3|\|71'/ 574|273|) 7|/\|0 134|2|\| 31337.
53|/\|, |-|34|2'5 |\/|'/ *||_|357!0|\|, |/\||-|47 . . . 7|-|4|/\| . . . !|= 4'/3 (0|\/|8!|\|3|) |\/|'/ 57'/13 |/\|/ 7|-|3 31337 57'/13?
0|= (0|_||253, 3'/3'|) |-|4\/3 700 570|* . . . |*057 . . . |_|5!|\|6 . . . 5|_|!|\|6 . . . 7|-|3 |*4|23|\|7|-|35!5 -- |\/|4'/83 ! (0|_|1|) |_|53 . . . 5|_|3 . . . 31!|*5!5 |)075 !|\|5734|).
I also want tWo note (tone) that I haven't completely yet (tye) decided on (no) a set alphabet yet.
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Sunday, November 06, 2005
Some (sum) day, I'll beE elsewhere (there?). And yoU might not (ton) Know me. And maybeE kNOw one (won) will remember me. And I'll beE made (maid) anew (wane - is that a word?). And people (pee pull) will forget the loser (not looser) that I once (cone) was (saw). And I'll beE this (shit, hits) great (grate) person that everyone (woN) will wish they could beE friends (finders) with. ButT I'll bEe myself and it won't matter. And perhaps they will merely think of (uv) meE as some (sum) eccentric old kook (not to be mistaken with cook) that lives (evils) up heare (combo of hear and here). And (dan) it won't matter, because they'll KnoW me for (fore) what (thaw) I was (saw) as they knew me, kNot as I am (ma) now (won).
And won't that beE nice?
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Some (sum) day, I'll beE elsewhere (there?). And yoU might not (ton) Know me. And maybeE kNOw one (won) will remember me. And I'll beE made (maid) anew (wane - is that a word?). And people (pee pull) will forget the loser (not looser) that I once (cone) was (saw). And I'll beE this (shit, hits) great (grate) person that everyone (woN) will wish they could beE friends (finders) with. ButT I'll bEe myself and it won't matter. And perhaps they will merely think of (uv) meE as some (sum) eccentric old kook (not to be mistaken with cook) that lives (evils) up heare (combo of hear and here). And (dan) it won't matter, because they'll KnoW me for (fore) what (thaw) I was (saw) as they knew me, kNot as I am (ma) now (won).
And won't that beE nice?
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Saturday, June 19, 2004
At some (sum?) point, Eye (I) kNead (erm, need) tWo clean my house. InN EE Won want tWo help???
I hate cleaning. It stinks. It's hot, and uncomfortable and I don't have (add an s and get shave) enough time (mite). Argh.
And on top (pot, opt) of awl (erm all) that, I was (saw, aws) awake with insomnia for (fro) most (toms) of last (slat, alts) night (thing).
I took some (stick on an s here and change around to get "Moses") pain meds for a sinus headache last (slat) night (thing). For most people, these (sheet) pills (spill) put them tWo sleep (peels). However, I am (ma) not (ton) normal. MaybeE yoU figured that out already? They made (dame, mead) me (em) extremely hyper. Ick.
YoU No (know), with all (awl?) of these (sheet) parenthesis, yoU're actually seeing how (who) my mind works. Frightening, huh? I'm just (juts) righting (writing, no your other left!!) out what (thaw) goes thru (hurt) my mind all the time (mite). At (ta) first (rifts) this (shit, hits) used (dues) tWo drive (diver) me nuts (stun); butT then I got used (dues) tWo it. ButT yoU can see why it might drive (diver) someone nuts (stun), right?
The problem was (saw) that I used (dues) tWo play Literati at Yahoo tO (too) much (chum). And now (won) I can't reverse the process. Oh (ho) well (add an "s" and get swell).
Am (ma) I crazy? Not (ton) really. I figure that I only really care (race, acre) about the opinions of those I care (race, acre) for (fro) and inN reverse.
Time (mite) tWo clean. Crap (carp).
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Eye-deally, when (hewn) one goes on summer vacation, they aRe supposed tWo actually take a break (brake, baker). ButT then there (three) aRe those of us who (how) take summer school. Alas.
Actually, my last (slat, alts) day of class is (si?) this (shit, hits) Tuesday. My final exam is (si, no?) that day. I hope I due (do) good.
Awlrighty, I've got a good quote forE yoU awl.
"Hope is the thing with feathers that perches in the soul--And sings the tune without words and never stops at all" - Emily Dickinson.
That's one (won?) of my favorite quotes. I put that inN the yearbook az (ass? as) my favorite quote when (hewn) Eye was (saw, aws) a senior inN high school. Oh sew long ago. Well, kNot bad (dab) long ago, just (juts) enough time (mite) tWo really start (tarts) tWo change. The rest of my senior class stuck (tucks) stupid stuff inN forE their quotes. They didn't think them (meth) out at (ta) awl. Basically they just (juts) put inN a bunch of stupid cliches and scriptures. Oy (yo).
iNn E Way, I'm going tWo bed.
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Tuesday, August 05, 2003
I (EYE) Have Bin (erm, been) Inspired TwO Update
Isn't (tins'?) that nice?
Well, get (rhymes with "grit") this (hits, shit). I (yes me) go back tWo school (I hate this word b/c it doesn't change into anything!) in 16 days. Glory!!!
Eye (I) have (stick and "s" on it and get "shave") been (not bin laden, although I suggest reading 1984 and see what you think) waiting foUr this day awl (all) summer. I am (ma?) sew (erm, so) ready (deary) tWo go back tWo school! I miss it (la ti do) sooooooo much (chum)!
And (dan) tWo think!!! EyE (I) get tWo go back inN just (juts) 16 days! WhY, that's juts (erm, just) a short ways (sway) away!
I am sorry that Eye (I) have kNot updated inN a long while. I have been involved an awful (but it's not awful, really) lot inN Backwash.com lately. They just (juts) added sum (some) really cool (loco- crazy, but fun) kNew features. It still (lilts) has (ash) columns, butT is (si? yes) also taking (stick an "s" on and change around to get "tasking" - don't know if that's a word, but it rhymes with basking) a sort (rots) of Friendsterish appearance. ButT Backwash has (ash) some truly unique features that makes it (ti) a cool thing unto itself. I highly recommend visiting.
Well (water?), tis (sit, its) time (mite) tWo figure out if blogger will (add and "s" and change around to get "swill") still (tills, lilts) let me post (spot, tops, stop) on this (hits, shit) website. Okay, here goes nothing. Whoo!
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Thursday, May 29, 2003
Granted, Eye (I) Have kNot Updated InN A While
Oops.
Oh well (add an "s" and get swell). We (ew) awl (erm, all) have our faults.
Well, as sum (some?) of yoU may (yam) kNow, the 5th Harry Potter (Oh Potter, you rotter) book iz (erm, is) coming out inN less than a month!
Now (won, own), I've started hereing (not right, maybe HEARING would work better?) sum (sum of all fears--oo Voldemort) interesting Rumours.
I want the book now (own, won)! ~cries~ Eye (I?) even had this (hits, shit) dream (armed) where Amazon.com sent (tens) me out the kNew HP book 3 weeks early. Alas! It was (saw) just (juts) a dream (armed)!
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Monday, May 05, 2003
Weather Or KnOT YoU Like The Whether . . .
My it has (ash) bin (Bin Laden?) wet tWoday. Why, inN other (stick an "s" on it and change around to get "throes") places, there (three? more than that) have been numerous tornadoes poking their ugly heads (shade, hades) about.
It almost makes me wonder if we (ew) should just (juts) awl (erm, all) live (vile) underground. That wood (Oliver Wood - drool) make it a bit easier, don't yoU think?
ButT would we (ew) all fit underground? Eye (I) guess that's a question best (bets) answered by (bye? not here yet) the upcoming kNew Matrix movie (cue drool).
I saw (was) the X-Men 2 movie. I thought it was very awesome inNdeed. I wood (would) see it again inN anne (raggedy?) instant.
I have (stick an s on it and get "shave") always wished that Eye (I) could have had mutant powers.
That way I could (cloud) beE a freak (faker, interesting) with power.
Maybe (a May bee? How is that any different from an April one?) I am (ma) a mutant already. Maybe my superpower is that I think tWo much (chum). Hmm. Boring!
MaybeE I could (cloud) just have the power of music or of the wind. Ore (or) purrhaps (cats?) I could just (juts) beE a "Dreamer," and beE able to dream anything intWo existence. That would beE fun.
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Sunday, May 04, 2003
Exams (A very bad word)
Eye (I) hate (heat) exams. Tests. End-of-Course Whatevers.
Exams inN college aRe just (juts) az (erm, no way) bad (dab) as those inN high (yeah, we all were, weren't we) school. InN fact, they'Re way worse (swore - yeah, that's what I'm going to be doing).
I've bin (been) looking at my notes (stone) foUr the past (pats) three (there) hours. Lorsh help me.
Eye (I) start (tarts) out with an eight o'clock exam bright and (dan) early tWomorrow morn (norm? No fucking way).
Math! Argh, how (who) I hate (heat) it. Who wants math when (hewn) I could just (juts) have blessed sleep (peels)?
ButT alas, no (on).
Well, it's back tWo the studying eye (I) go then.
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